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A little story I wished to share

Saabstory

.:R32 OG Member # 002
To break the sound barrier in Los Angeles, one would have to be traveling over 720 MPH. You said you broke the sound barrier at only 600 MPH. Totally fake.

761 MPH actually; but Poser drivers of Italian supermodels generally can't read a speedometer anyway.

#Superiorinteriorwinsagain
 

TSI_Guy

Go Kart Champion
No tan. Story is fake. Jessica is actually a dude. Plot twist.

Bionic cumshots FTW.
 

Saabstory

.:R32 OG Member # 002
This thread is worthless without pics

 

mk7matteo

Go Kart Champion
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

I'm calling BS on this story: First you said you got into "your" Laborghini and then next end up in a Ferrari? Bad try man
 

Trytun

Go Kart Champion
I gotta admit - I was entertained at the very least.
 

Tk_mkv1

Go Kart Champion
cool story bro, please tell me more about this.

also, pics of jessica or straight up bullshit.


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Gunkata

Drag Race Newbie
moved to OT...


... maybe is NEEK drunk.. :iono:
 
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