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no shit its slow haha so i've been looking all over for a decently priced and good SUV for my wife, naturally we are leaning on wanting a tiguan, a q5, sq5, q7 or atlas. With the cheapest options being around 17k with higher miles and ideally not too questionable conditions, i'm having a hard...

AWWW SHIIT

PLEASE dont jerk it to my creepiest chilhood picture i beg you lmao

this is one of the funniest things ive seen in a minute (guy chasing alligators (or maybe crocs, fuck if i know) back into a pond and hitting the stubborn ones with a shovel) https://www.facebook.com/reel/1182407469675402

kinda dope. sounds familiar i'm pretty sure ive heard it chopped somewhere. the title 'four ton mantis' reminds me of stoner thoughts we used to have like what is mosquitos were even just the size of hummingbirds the earth would be a terrifying place lol

ive had this big book of m.c. escher drawings/carvings since i was a kid. always loved this one with a praying mantis

OOH I found one of those today at work but didn't take a picture. it was biig

SO Lucky i'm not excessively hairy or i would look like garfield get well soon GTIfan99! nice treasure trail

tee-hee's

just realized the MK5's true superiority. I can remove the door panel shells and pop out the dents! suck it, everyone else!

got some good pics of Schuma today and saw (more, HEARD) such a nice 911. Holy moly did it sound good

POOR LEMMINGS

you aren't getting out of there any time soon... better... get cozy

just noting for record all the bigger fellas in here to my knowledge (me, woody, acadia) need to keep it cooler in the house since we have more insulation. skinny fucks like astroglide gotta keep it warmer or don't care

How much is your home insurance in florida? Kidding aside hows everyone doing? You good with the hurricane? Toothofwar? Think i headd a fucktonnof rain landed in tennessee/kentucky

^this, circulate is key we keep it at 68, the dumb thing is our thermostat doesn't automatically switch from cool to heat if it cools off at night, so sometimes we wake up to a cool house like 65

put better - if i only shit once per shift, 5 days a week, (which lets be honest...) i've been paid to take approx 4,680 shits. working that number to 1/2 hour per 'shitft', and a median hourly rate over the last 18 years of working to $20, i may have made some $46,800 shitting. damn could have...

1000% probably 80% of my shits have been paid for over the last 18 years

ill let you borrow mine if you bring it back next day