CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[Corprin]

That was Eastwood

Sorry. All you white dudes look the same.

 

[Phur]

I use premium bamboo toilet paper. Good shit.
https://us.whogivesacrap.org/products/premium-100-bamboo-toilet-paper-double-length-rolls

 

[Corprin]

Wet wipes, dingle berries, standing, sitting, y'all do it wrong.

https://www.totousa.com/washlet-s550e-classic-elongated-with-ewater

 

[Phur]

CSB Lounge: Forum In Awe Of Phurs Smooth Hiney - OG's Invoke Rule #5 Pics Or It Didn't Happen​

That thread title!

 

[sterkrazzy]

How do you like your poops?

 

[Phur]

I thought about bringing it up when we were talking about vasectomies.
When the doctor did the initial consultation, they “check things out” just to make sure there aren’t any issues or anything. The doctor kinda chuckled and said, “Well, we normally have to tell the patient to shave the area beforehand, but it looks like you’re all good.”

 

[Dents27]

How many centimeters is that again?

60 cm for us non-Americans. Since there are a lot of US based folks I decided to use the FREEDOM units

 

[NoGodGetOverIt]

I've gathered that I'm the only one that actuality knows for too wipe their ass correctly in here.

You don't sit, you don't stand, you lift one of your ass cheeks up, wipe from that side, so you don't have to awkwardly wipe your ass while standing and you don't hand to put you hand in the toilet.

Fucking heathens. Get your shit right.

No, you stand, put one foot upon the sink countertop, and wipe 'til it's clean. You have to really get in there...if you're not hitting your prostate, you're doing it wrong!

 

[Corprin]

Watch out for ingrown hairs down there.

#forniersgangrene

 

[GTIfan99]

No, you stand, put one foot upon the sink countertop, and wipe 'til it's clean. You have to really get in there...if you're not hitting your prostate, you're doing it wrong!

Wiping 2 knuckles deep.

Noice.

 

[NoGodGetOverIt]

Wiping 2 knuckles deep.

Noice.

Did I say 2 knuckles? Better make it 3...

 

[riceburner]

Meh standers are a minority, sometimes being right isn't popular.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SampleSize/comments/6ncfur

wow, i'm surprised ~30% stand! Literally never heard of it before, sounds like the dumbest thing ever lol

 

[Acadia18]

Wet wipes destroy plumbing. You're a monster.

What are garbage cans?

(With a cover, of course)

 

[uglybastard]

Also. Wet wipes ftw.

Bidet >>> wipes

 

[uglybastard]

Sorry. All you white dudes look the same.

Beard? Balding? Glow in the dark?

Yeah that's me and most white guys