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Dissapointing 1980's Perfomance Cars. "Lipstick on a pig"

BoostedVW11

Drag Racing Champion
Interesting, article here https://autos.yahoo.com/photos/lipstick-on-a-pig-5-performance-cars-that-really-weren-t-slideshow/ or scroll down:

BMW 850i
Still, 15 years later, the BMW E31 looks as fresh and frightening as it did the day it rolled off the assembly line. The big, brutish hardtop is sexy from every angle and somehow manages to make flip-up headlights look cool. It should’ve been awesome, but it wasn’t because of the V12.
The 4.0-liter variant wasn’t bad, but the big draw should’ve been the 850i with the M70B50 5.0-liter V12 was a disappointment from the get-go. Essentially two M20 inline sixes fused together at 60 degrees, but very few of the parts from the M20s cross over to the M70. The engine requires individual ECUs for each cylinder bank, and it weighs in at 522 pounds. Still an awesome looking car, but performance-wise, it was a disappointment.

BMW 850i
BMW spent nearly $1 billion on the development of the 8 Series, which supplanted the 6 Series as its halo car. The company also mulled releasing a high-performance M8 version, but sales of the 8 Series languished due to an economic recession, and high gas prices resulting from the Persian Gulf War.

1980 and 1981 Ford Mustang
Whether you liked the Fox-bodied, third-generation Mustang early on, it’s hard to deny its appeal over its almost 15 year run. It was light, pretty well built, a blank canvas for modification, and it signaled a return to performance V8 engines.
Of course, in order to signal a return, you have to first experience a disappearance, and that’s exactly what happened in 1980 and 1981. Those two years, the 302-cu.in. V8 went on hiatus, replaced by a horrible 4.2-liter V8 that offered all the disadvantages of a V8 with none of the horsepower. Choked down to just 120hp, the 4.2-liter was outgunned by a turbocharged four-cylinder those two years.

1980 and 1981 Pontiac Trans Am Turbo
This sounds fast just saying it: Trans Am Turbo. You get visions of a twin-turbocharged 400-cu.in. V8, with gobs of power to spare and your palms get sweaty just holding that copy of Car and Driver circa 1979.
Only you didn’t get a 400. You got a 301, the lamest V8 Pontiac ever produced. In certain controlled tests, you could make it run from 0-to-60 in eight seconds, but if you wrung it out on the quarter mile, the engine detonation was unbearable. Great to look at, horrible to drive. Try again when electronic timing advance catches up with turbocharging.

DMC Delorean
Everybody likes the Delorean because of Marty McFly and Doc Brown, but remember: the Delorean was in that movie satirically, not because it was a great car. By the time Back to the Future came out in 1985, the Delorean was already a painfully expensive joke.
The car was built in Northern Ireland, but the engine came from France, a Peugeot Renault Volvo (PRV) 2.85 liter V6 that ended up in quite a few awesome performance cars like the Dodge Monaco and the Eagle Premier.

1975 and 1976 Cosworth Vega
The Vega is a very convenient scapegoat, but there’s a lot to love about them. They were a test bed for a lot of new technologies, and unlike most crap-can economy cars of the era, the earliest Vegas were really handsome little cars. If they had performed as well as they looked, we’d have thought about them in the same light as we do the BMW 2002 and the Datsun 510.
The promise of performance came with the Cosworth Vega. In one of his last acts before he died, GM President Ed Cole authorized the production of the Cosworth engine after seeing one run up to 122mph at the Arizona proving grounds. Unfortunately, in production, it only delivered 110hp and the quarter in 18.5 seconds. The ad campaign — “ONE VEGA FOR THE PRICE OF TWO” — probably didn’t help.
 

Gunkata

Drag Race Newbie
The 1980's... originator of Brotiforms.



I don't care how slow the DeLorean is... always awesome.
 

DowneyTDI

Ready to race!
A turbocharged V8 going 0-60 in 8 sec on a good day? 4.2 litre V8 only pushing 120hp?? Engines have come a very long way indeed.
 

mk6medic

Go Kart Champion
Whoa. Cool shit.
 

danielj1

Go Kart Champion
Weird mix. While the 8 series was designed in the late 80's it was sold in the 90's.

The rest were sold in the 80's but designed in the early 70's.

I've driven an 850, amazing experience but you could feel every one of it's pounds as you piloted it. Very tank-like.
 

Desert MVIGTI

Go Kart Champion
Love the T/A. The gold knurled dash....the turbo "stage lights"...the t-tops, man, it SHOULD have been fast.

It just a needs an LSX swap and boom, you're doing burnouts like Burt Reynolds.
 

r15maniac

Go Kart Champion
I had a 375HP small block Chevy(327cid) in my cousin to the Vega, Pontiac Astre.

Went like a raped ape on the factory 14" wheels, kinda....tyre fire forever.
:D:D:D:D
 

johnny_p

Go Kart Champion
The 1980's... originator of Brotiforms.



I don't care how slow the DeLorean is... always awesome.

Comedians in cars getting coffee.... it broke while on the way to the coffee shop, lol. They had to Uber the rest of the way. Cool as hell though, I'd love to own one.
 

Merkle

Banned
Just goes to show how far technology has come. Also, a lot of those cars were purposefully de-tuned with weak cams and little timing advance for better EPA fuel ratings mandated in the late 70's from the fuel crisis. Also the maximum speed you could do in the U.S. was 55mph. Put it all into context and it makes sense.

Also:
I'd rock anyone of those cars today, they're collectible and cool, no matter how slow. :p
 
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