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If a girl has slept with _____ men I won't bother with her

danger dan

Go Kart Champion
as long as its not way higher than mine.
 

MKvUltra

I'm chasing perfection
wait she told him she was 19 but she was 15?

to be honest you should know if a girl is 15, by the way she acts/presents herself.

but maybe im to high tech.

I think the key word there is "High" :wink: :lol:
 

utekineir

Banned
Wait your GF has been with 37 dudes? REALLY? Dude fuck that shit, no way I'd make her my gf. PIITB and bounce

Clearly you've never seen clerks.


Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante...
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?


Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?
 

xxForgedxx

Ready to race!
Clearly you've never seen clerks.


Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante...
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?


Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?


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lmao this thread is gold.

And it depends. btw she is def lying about 15. And at age 19 I'd be scared. Does she go to FSU??

And it depends on how many youve been with. Depending on age I'd go with as close to zero as possible. But thats just me. Some guys like em worn in.

But like I said I would personally go for as close to zero as possible. A few isnt bad cuz then she isnt horrible in bed =)
 

Get-a Trek

Ready to race!
Think about it, You're having sex with every person she has been with. Hmmmmm.
 

JhnR

Banned
we all know that our girls had sex with different guys before, unless you got her virginity.

right?
 

utekineir

Banned
Serious answer:

In a relationship what matters is that your number is higher, and stays higher.

As a peice of meat, who cares as long as they give good head.

Also, at some point in your life screw an elementary school teacher. Shawl wearing ones especially.
 
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