danger dan
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as long as its not way higher than mine.
put it in the butt might encounter pupu moments.
wait she told him she was 19 but she was 15?
to be honest you should know if a girl is 15, by the way she acts/presents herself.
but maybe im to high tech.
Wait your GF has been with 37 dudes? REALLY? Dude fuck that shit, no way I'd make her my gf. PIITB and bounce
Clearly you've never seen clerks.
Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante...
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?
Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?
Not if you are gentle with the insertion and extraction. If youre some violent son of a bitch that you might get shit on for beating up her bunghole.
i like the pussy tight.
so if its tight, its alright!!