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Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad joke thread

Diggs24

Autocross Champion
A GTI and an R were autocrossing one day when the GTI lost fuel pressure and a rod shot through the side of the block. The GTI couldn't believe what just happened and wanted to know why the same didn't happen to the R.

And the R replied....

"I'm baffled."

 

zimmie2652

Ready to race!
What do you call fish with no Eyes?
A fshhhhhh.

What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra.

Why do sharks live in salt water?
Pepper water makes em sneeze.

What sort of bees make milk?
Boo-bees.
 
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zimmie2652

Ready to race!
What is it called when one cow spies on another?
A steak out.

Ya know, I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around.
 

-Dutch-

Drag Race Newbie
A GTI and an R were autocrossing one day when the GTI lost fuel pressure and a rod shot through the side of the block. The GTI couldn't believe what just happened and wanted to know why the same didn't happen to the R.

And the R replied....

"I'm baffled."

You're sick and twisted, that doesn't belong here. I did beat an R at my last event even when I kept losing fuel pressure though...
 

AtlantaDad

Drag Race Newbie
So I finally found this thread. Better Nate than Lever, I guess...

Male owl says "Hoot."
Female owl says "Hoot."
Male owl says "Hoot."
Female owl says "Hoot."
Male owl says "Hoot."
Female owl says "Hoot."
Male owl says "Hoot."
*Silence*
She just didn't give a hoot.

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shortyb

Autocross Newbie
So I finally found this thread. Better Nate than Lever, I guess...

Male owl says "Hoot."
Female owl says "Hoot."
Male owl says "Hoot."
Female owl says "Hoot."
Male owl says "Hoot."
Female owl says "Hoot."
Male owl says "Hoot."
*Silence*
She just didn't give a hoot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
 

johnnloki

Drag Racing Champion
Okay, stop me if you've heard this one before. So, once there was a boy named "Johnnyfukerfasterstikafingerinerassandcuminerhair" who brought his sister's doll to school for show and tell....
 
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johnnloki

Drag Racing Champion
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toothofwar

Autocross Champion
I'll just leave this here...


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