Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad joke thread

[-Dutch-]

Are we doing this?

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake?

Bob.

 

[shortyb]

I'll smoke a big fat turd in hell for this one:

What is the toughest part of a vegetable to eat?






The wheelchair.

 

[jimlloyd40]

I'll smoke a big fat turd in hell for this one:

What is the toughest part of a vegetable to eat?






The wheelchair.

Start smoking.

 

[snobrdrdan]

I'll smoke a big fat turd in hell for this one:

What is the toughest part of a vegetable to eat?






The wheelchair.

 

[GTIdre1]

I'll smoke a big fat turd in hell for this one:

What is the toughest part of a vegetable to eat?






The wheelchair.

I lol'd

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[Diggs24]

A limbo champion walks into a bar.

He was disqualified.

 

[shortyb]

Since I've already lit up:

What the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?


I care when my computer crashes.

 

[shortyb]

What does a redneck divorce have in common with a tornado?



Someone is gonna lose a trailer.

 

[Diggs24]

What is the temperature inside of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

 

[Diggs24]

 

[toothofwar]

Clasic....

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[Faceman]

Classy.

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[JerseyDrew77]

Lol... Is the driver a male or female and do they eat same sex ass or opposite?

 

[-Dutch-]

Lol... Is the driver a male or female and do they eat same sex ass or opposite?

I have so many replies, some of which get me banned.

 

[Diggs24]

I have so many replies, some of which get me banned.