Official Gargle Balls #8

[punchagoat]

I've had my back, tailbone, both thumbs, 3 fingers, a rib, and a twisted ankle all broken from bmx.

Then, there was the other tailbone break from snowboarding.

Outside of sports, I've broken my nose twice, my jaw, and a few ribs.

Hardcore

You win. Ouch.

 

[The Butcher]

You win. Ouch.

Clearly I wasn't that good...

 

[gfox33]

These next 9 days are going to feel like forEVER. I have only 4 desires right now: eat, drink, smoke weed, and fornicate. 3 out of the 4 are soo much easier to do at school... in 9 days.

 

[The Butcher]

These next 9 days are going to feel like forEVER. I have only 4 desires right now: eat, drink, smoke weed, and fornicate. 3 out of the 4 are soo much easier to do at school... in 9 days.

Why can't you?

 

[mycrors7]

haiiiiiiiiiiiii guys :icon_secta:

the fuck :laugh::lol::thumbsup:

 

[SayaGTI]

Watching Zahmbieland with my buddies. And drinking Leinenkugel summer shandy. Dericioush!

 

[216]

I've had my back, tailbone, both thumbs, 3 fingers, a rib, and a twisted ankle all broken from bmx.

Then, there was the other tailbone break from snowboarding.

Outside of sports, I've broken my nose twice, my jaw, and a few ribs.

Hardcore

Broken leg + a now crunchy knee, broken ribs, both shoulders dislocated twice, 3 concussions, broken right index finger. Motocross.

 

[The Butcher]

Broken leg + a now crunchy knee, broken ribs, both shoulders dislocated twice, 3 concussions, broken right index finger. Motocross.

Nice!

 

[216]

Nice!

:thumbsup:

Wouldn't change it for anything. Some of the best times of my life were spent riding a bike.

 

[09vdubgti]

Watching Zahmbieland with my buddies. And drinking Leinenkugel summer shandy. Dericioush!

It's good because its half beer half lemonade...lol its like what 3% alcohol iirc.

 

[WAP]

You're all pussies. A couple weeks ago I broke my pinky toe by stubbing it on a pallet of watermelons at the grocery store while wearing sandals. Top that you pansies.

 

[haleyann]

Watching Zahmbieland with my buddies. And drinking Leinenkugel summer shandy. Dericioush!

ewww I cannot drink that stuff.

you know what's a million times better?

 

[mycrors7]

You're all pussies. A couple weeks ago I broke my pinky toe by stubbing it on a pallet of watermelons at the grocery store while wearing sandals. Top that you pansies.

i had pilonidal surgery in my ass crack. there was literally a 1" slit in my ass for about a month

 

[WAP]

i had pilonidal surgery in my ass crack. there was literally a 1" slit in my ass for about a month

I just googled that shit. Holy balls that's gross. Sounds painful as well. How did you pinch a loaf?

 

[216]

You're all pussies. A couple weeks ago I broke my pinky toe by stubbing it on a pallet of watermelons at the grocery store while wearing sandals. Top that you pansies.

:icon_secta:

i had pilonidal surgery in my ass crack. there was literally a 1" slit in my ass for about a month

:thumbdown:



No part of either of these scenerios seems like it'd be a good time.