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Official Gargle Balls #8

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Gunkata

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it is induced by the OT womenz, I know.
 
mk6medic

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troyguitar said:
Or skip the partying and sleeping with random people, get good jobs, have no kids, and skip straight to your 40's plan in our 20's.
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I essentially did this. Partied in my teens, had kids in early 20s, as well as getting a good job. Saved up and bought house in late 20s.

Do Work said:
Your mom's a slow day.
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Yes'th.

Zillon said:
:laugh:

Needed some fresh sig material...
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Genius, Zil. Genius.

GTIJenn said:
Hi guys! It's been a while.
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HI!!!!! I missed you lover!

GTIJenn said:
:))

What's been going on in here?
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Just me missing you.

abalinka said:
Pretty sure if I punch my husband and scream at him, I will be neither awesome nor funny. More likely I will be restrained in the not-so-fun way in the back of a Crown Vic
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i would let you do that to me.... in the nude of course. But clothed, yes'th because I know later we'd be nude.

troyguitar said:
Nah I'm 5'10" I just have an extremely tiny frame. Smaller wrists and ankles than most women, 35" chest, etc. Small size shirts are often too wide for my shoulders :lol:
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Damn. I'm 5'11'' and have the opposite problem. Large is too small for my shoulders, but some XL are too wide for my torso (but good on shoulders). I haz the broad shoulders.

DustinKirk said:
OT turned into a workout thread. Oh, and I am sitting on my balls.
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I wanna watch.

GunKata said:
oh, going to the gym today......
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Good for you. Gotta make tine for your body and health, otherwise you die sooner and have bad health.

DustinKirk said:
Well if it makes you feel any better I would love to get back into decent shape again. No time no time.
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Make time good sir. It will benefit your whole family in the end.

Jaxper said:
That's why I haven't gotten a tune yet. I don't need any power gains for the time being. I'm content with the power "stage 0" gives.
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? I do not understand this sentence..... It makes no sense. Help?

thedude4bides said:
Nobody "needs" a power upgrade. Power upgrades are inversely correlated to size of peen. You guys must be HUGE.
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Lies. I have the V8 and a big peen. If I need to prove it, I will.

DustinKirk said:
People always ask me "Hey Dustin, why are you always grabbin' on yo DIIIICK"?

I tell' em:

It ain't polite to just let it drag behind me, I don't want kids to trip over it.
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:laugh::laugh:

thedude4bides said:
Bravo, OT. Bravo :clap:
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OT rulez.

GunKata said:
holy......
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.....old world spumoni?

GunKata said:
I had a dream where I gangbanged the OT girls.. it was glorious, torn labias and all, and my dong and tongue hurt for a few days.
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Hmm. I'm sure I was there.

haleyann said:
sounds pretty normal.
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It is. OT is. Fuck the rest.
 
mk6medic

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JAWN texted me at 545 am. Scared the shit out of me when it went off.
 
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Rockchops

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Anyone ever import a classic euro or JDM vehicle? I'm working with a guy in Spain to maybe set up an import/export for some specialty stuff I've been long involved with and have some expertise. I can't find anyone who's really been through the process without cold calling though. Long shot, but anyone?
 
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