CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[Strange Mud]

I dare you to google "how to po0p" ....the truth is out there

#mo0mlanding

 

[jay745]

Just a thought. If you're in the minority (as you've clearly seen you are), why can't you accept that maybe you're the one doing it wrong?

Fair point but the logistics don't add up. You are all trolling me and stand up to wipe like a normal human.

 

[dtfd]

The government doesn't want you to know the right way to use the toilet.

 

[uglybastard]

It's insane.

Part of my new role works with some pretty big Access databases, which I was slotted in to help try and retire them for more automated stuff. But we currently still need them for reporting. I will spend 3 hours clicking 4 buttons, and waiting for querys to process. Can't multitask while that is happening.

Macros might be helpful there no?

 

[uglybastard]

This thread is enlightening today. Had no idea so many people poop wrong. Humans really can fuckup the simplest things

You've been a mod here for too long to not just assume we all do things right

 

[sterkrazzy]

You've been a mod here for too long to not just assume we all do things right

Yup, I wipe my ass with a 2x4, while sitting down.

 

[uglybastard]

Uphold the law? You must be new. I delete hundreds of spam links, that's about it.

And reap the ad space profits apparently

 

[uglybastard]

Yup, I wipe my ass with a 2x4, while sitting down.

Back to front

 

[jay745]

Yup, I wipe my ass with a 2x4, while sitting down.

WINNER

 

[uglybastard]

How our ansestors pooped, apparently

 

[cb1111]

I dunno, but there's never been a step in between it being accepted and the check being sent out. Even looking at my history accepted is always the final step. The only thing left for them to do is deposit the money.

Right. There is no step in between that you see and them finalizing your return - but there is the step where they actually analyze your return and cross check it with other databases before it is finalized.

A few years ago, I forgot about an account I had that got about $10 in interest. They rejected my return because of that, so you never know.

 

[JC_451]

Random serious post

 

[GTIfan99]

Some of use have been to SW Asia and seen the pubic toilets that are just a hole in the ground with places to stand and squat. I've used one, but never with explosive diarrhea. How would that work? I mean, it would blow all over.

 

[sterkrazzy]

Right. There is no step in between that you see and them finalizing your return - but there is the step where they actually analyze your return and cross check it with other databases before it is finalized.

A few years ago, I forgot about an account I had that got about $10 in interest. They rejected my return because of that, so you never know.

I'll keep an eye on it. I tried to go back and fix it, and it kinda took the fix, but kinda didn't, so I don't know what to expect. Just think it's dumb they would even let me make a mistake like that when it seems like it's something they should already know. I have a feeling a bunch of people are gonna screw this one up.

 

[RisingFallens]

Anyone else prefer their Arizona Green Tea at room temp?