CSB: I once made a grown man sprint out of a truckstop bathroom, I'm pretty sure he stopped mid-stream.
Buddy and I driving to CT to pick up a set of wheels for my JSW, from PA. Good price, they didn't look terrible, and I'm told they were 8" and 9" staggered setup, dual pattern 5x100 and 5x114. We stop at a truckstop on the way, because we need energy drinks and bathroom breaks. It's early, like 4AM early. We've got a long-ass drive ahead of us. He rolls into the bathroom first, while I'm distracted briefly along the way by various things. There are a million urinals, more urinals than I've seen in my life, in one place. So what do I do? Roll right the fuck up next to him. Because we like making each other mildly uncomfortable. And the icing on the cake, I say (loudly), 'nice watch, buddy'. Not realizing (because again, I'm pretty sure the entirety of Utah could piss in here at the same time with spaces inbetween) that there's another person in here with us. Other guy couldn't have gotten out of that bathroom faster if he had ster's RS3 and arby's girl. Like, flat out SPRINT. No hand washing, I really hope for his sake he didn't get caught in the zipper. I'm pretty sure he thought some dude on dude shit was about to go down, and wanted no fucking part of it.
oh, and the wheels? Yeah, didn't fit, not even a little. 17x9 and 17x10, the 9" were 5x100 and 5x114, and the 10" pair 5x114 and 5xI don't even know, maybe 5x120? 14 hours of driving and they didn't fit. Lucky me, I managed to sell them for what I paid, so I was only out the gas money and got this dumb story out of it.
