CSB3: Sterkrazzys Five Page Dissertation - TLDR He Got A Flat Tire

[GTIfan99]

Yeah I haven’t had any underboost codes or obvious performance issues.

Did you turn off sound thingy that vibrates the windshield for fake sound?

 

[mrmatto]

Did you turn off sound thingy that vibrates the windshield for fake sound?

I did. But maybe it needs to be totally unplugged

 

[jay745]

I did. But maybe it needs to be totally unplugged

I don't have this problem so your problem isn't real. Have you tried changing the oil?

 

[mrmatto]

I don't have this problem so your problem isn't real. Have you tried changing the oil?

Already passed 500 mi so it’s too late and probably already fried the motor RIP

 

[messrock]

@Pineapple Garage remains open for use. We can still be on to install your suspension. @dtfd said he can come to help (and he's the one who actually owns the spring compressor), so my role might be relegated to being the "Hell yeah brother!" moral support and tool fetcher, but my tools and quickjack are probably more important than I am anyway

@messrock, same with your downpipe. Grab Dino and I'll watch you guys struggle to get it out from underneath the car

 

[messrock]

If you need to install your suspension, feel free to schedule a time to come on by. I've found 2 - 3 people being the good number to get together to install stuff. More than that is a fun time to hang out, but run in to the "too many cooks" problem, where stuff gets missed since you thought someone else tightened that clamp on the boost hose.

 

[jay745]

Already passed 500 mi so it’s too late and probably already fried the motor RIP

 

[dtfd]

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I mean UB has the torque spec arms, we all just assumed he would do it.

 

[GTIfan99]

Already passed 500 mi so it’s too late and probably already fried the motor RIP

Part out.

 

[riceburner]

Oh wow. Now sign up for my onlywieners page plz

oh i'm signed up but i deleted u daddy

 

[mwoodski]

we've got a Q4 in the shop rn getting an update done on it and holy shit i want to shoot the dude at audi who thought it would be a good idea to make the car make spaceship noises during the entirety of it.

 

[Acadia18]

we've got a Q4 in the shop rn getting an update done on it and holy shit i want to shoot the dude at audi who thought it would be a good idea to make the car make spaceship noises during the entirety of it.

Anytime someone mentions a car making a weird noise all that pops in my head is that I gave @dtfd my Dride dashcam and now any time he turns on his car, the thing goes "YEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWW!!"

 

[sterkrazzy]

we've got a Q4 in the shop rn getting an update done on it and holy shit i want to shoot the dude at audi who thought it would be a good idea to make the car make spaceship noises during the entirety of it.

That shit cracks me up. I think it was a cadillac lyric that drove past me one day while I was walking my dog. Sounds like the fricken rapture happening. I can't help but laugh at it and shake my head as they drive by.

 

[messrock]

I mean UB has the torque spec arms, we all just assumed he would do it.

Yung Torque Arms let my boosty boi pop off when I was 320 credit scoring the hood.

 

[Nineeightyone]

if you try to do the spec all in one go you're gonna have a bad time, but if you give it a moment or two it somehow is less awful

ps HF 18" breaker bar with the whole jack handle over it will indeed hold up doing the axle nut torque, at least twice. That said, I don't know how many more times it's gonna do it BUT damn if I'm not amazed it didn't explode