CSB3: Forum Boomers Attempt To Decipher Gen Z Mad Libs

[Acadia18]

Not it. didn't message him i forget why

Found it.

What do I win?

 

[Acadia18]

At least please remove the tape...

 

[Acadia18]

I'm green da-boo-dee da-boo-dahh

 

[sterkrazzy]

Is he on the stock turbo? That all seems excessive if he is, the ad doesn't say anything about it being upgraded. I always thought intake manifolds introduced more problems than they were worth.

 

[dtfd]

gold tape is a red flag to me

 

[Acadia18]

gold tape is a red gold flag to me

 

[sterkrazzy]

I painted his woohoo gold!

 

[riceburner]

Found it.

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What do I win?

BRINGO. You've won bringo.

 

[riceburner]

gold tape is a red flag to me

dtfd said:
gold tape is a red gold flag to me

You guys fucking crack me up sometimes

 

[riceburner]

Listen, i'm starting with the premise of giving him MY car, THEN I will focus on whats up with his car. His mods list isn't very specific but that doesn't mean much at this point to me.

A blue MK6R, mark my words, will bet someone $100 not-ricktybux, will either drive it into the ground or at least own it for more than 4 years, only exception being severe familial financial obligations - but not just to get another car.

 

[mwoodski]

So the neighbors rotted fence on the side of us has this hole on the bottom of it.

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It usually has that brick in the bottom left corner put on the other side of the fence, blocking the lower half. It does an alright job of stopping our dog (45lbs) pushing his way through, and the neighbors little dog (15lbs maybe?) just waltzing through. The problem is, the brick isn't a real good solution since it is easily pushed out of the way, and the little dog likes coming over to the hole (without being able to come through) and saying hi to our dog.

You can see his little snout poking through.

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The solution? Board up the hole obviously. But have to leave a cutout for the little dog to say hi!


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The real solution would be to replace the fence, but 1) it's not our fence to tear down, and 2) while I doubt the last guy left in that house would care (and probably would give his blessing to tearing it down and replace), I don't feel like spending thousands of dollars replacing a fence right now. So the bandaid solution will have to do.

this is extremely wholesome

 

[Strange Mud]

$100 not-ricktybux

 

[mwoodski]

also gold tape is best tape

 

[Acadia18]

Listen, i'm starting with the premise of giving him MY car, THEN I will focus on whats up with his car. His mods list isn't very specific but that doesn't mean much at this point to me.

A blue MK6R, mark my words, will bet someone $100 not-ricktybux, will either drive it into the ground or at least own it for more than 4 years, only exception being severe familial financial obligations - but not just to get another car.

So would you remove the gold tape or nah?

 

[Acadia18]

Listen, i'm starting with the premise of giving him MY car, THEN I will focus on whats up with his car. His mods list isn't very specific but that doesn't mean much at this point to me.

A blue MK6R, mark my words, will bet someone $100 not-ricktybux, will either drive it into the ground or at least own it for more than 4 years, only exception being severe familial financial obligations - but not just to get another car.

Also. I'll take that bet when\if you get a blue MK6R.