CSB3: Forum Boomers Attempt To Decipher Gen Z Mad Libs

[aspro_gti]

Whos got fun plans this wknd?

 

[GTIfan99]

I'm missing 1st autocross, but got to visit grand baby. So worth it.

 

[riceburner]

Whos got fun plans this wknd?

I do! Lol

 

[GTIfan99]

I do! Lol

Watching your wife's vagina explode? Fun times.

 

[Acadia18]

I do! Lol

Just remember. It's perfectly normal for her to poop on the baby.

 

[mrmatto]

Oh damn is that why I’m a shithead?

 

[aspro_gti]

Just remember. It's perfectly normal for her to poop on the baby.

Are you serious?
Baby plans can wait a few years longer lol.

 

[riceburner]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/yLmKca3ySUV11VtQ/?mibextid=0VwfS7

 

[riceburner]

Are you serious?
Baby plans can wait a few years longer lol.

Yes sounds like atleast half of the women poop during giving birth.

 

[riceburner]

Oh damn is that why I’m a shithead?

Yes and technically your wiener touched your mothers vv once

 

[GolNat]

Yes and technically your wiener touched your mothers vv once

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I was c-section so negative

 

[GTIfan99]

I was c-section so negative

You were still inside your mom.

 

[aspro_gti]

I must have been drunk when airing my tires yesterday because when I checked them today (bcuz the tire light wouldnt go away) they were 38 40 42 37.

 

[Strange Mud]

Townfair Tire still wants you

 

[Acadia18]

Are you serious?
Baby plans can wait a few years longer lol.

Absolutely.

https://www.whattoexpect.com/pregnancy/labor-and-delivery/pooping-during-labor

Giving birth (and babies in general) being "magical" is a crock of shit.