CSB: Vu - Local Forum n00b Questions Forum Unwritten Rules - New Pope Being Elected

[jimlloyd40]

This is my biggest argument against intelligent design. Why would we be built so that we even have to wipe? It should just come out nice and clean, then pinch off like a dog does.

You mean when the dog is scraping his ass across the ground trying to wipe clean?

 

[jimlloyd40]

I'm just messing with you, man.

I know. I'm flattered.

 

[dtfd]

This is my biggest argument against intelligent design. Why would we be built so that we even have to wipe? It should just come out nice and clean, then pinch off like a dog does.

you've never dog sat for a french bulldog

That animal is poster child for disproving any "intelligent design" theory because that thing was not created by nature.

It can't breath, it can barely walk, and worst of all it needs an assist in the wiping department before it ruins your carpets. I dog sat for a friend of mine and was wiping that dog's ass so it didn't bring dookie onto my carpet when it sat down.

 

[JC_451]

you've never dog sat for a french bulldog

That animal is poster child for disproving any "intelligent design" theory because that thing was not created by nature.

It can't breath, it can barely walk, and worst of all it needs an assist in the wiping department before it ruins your carpets. I dog sat for a friend of mine and was wiping that dog's ass so it didn't bring dookie onto my carpet when it sat down.

That's because of unnatural selection tho.

They've been bred for specific features that are cute or whatever but aren't actually advantageous to the dog's survival.

We've made the English Bulldog's head so big they can no longer be naturally birthed.

 

[oddspyke]

That's because of unnatural selection tho.

They've been bred for specific features that are cute or whatever but aren't actually advantageous to the dog's survival.

We've made the English Bulldog's head so big they can no longer be naturally birthed.

I think Canada recently outlawed them because the breed was deemed to be so unhealthy that it met the standard for animal cruelty.

 

[dtfd]

I'm reminded of this every time i see one of those dogs

 

[sterkrazzy]

Someone in the netherlands is trying to save the breed by fixing it's health issues.

 

[Chogokin]

 

[GTIfan99]

I can't be the only one that masterbated to this thread today.

Come on, fess up.

 

[JC_451]

I can't be the only one that masterbated to this thread today.

Come on, fess up.

I'm picturing you in a wig.



.





.




.




.




Still fapped though

Jay first through the gate it seems. He's talking to Renrubicir so it's understandable.

 

[uglybastard]

Wait, you guys wash your hands? Stop living in fear...

I don't shit on my hands, you've got a point

 

[uglybastard]

You mean when the dog is scraping his ass across the ground trying to wipe clean?

That's not why they do that

 

[uglybastard]

I can't be the only one that masterbated to this thread today.

Come on, fess up.

Jay already admitted IIRC

 

[jimlloyd40]

That's not why they do that

Why else would they do that? Is it itchy?

 

[oddspyke]

Why else would they do that? Is it itchy?

Butt glands.