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[uglybastard]

Wasbaggedonce...

The user on here? Lol

 

[jimlloyd40]

Jim, how about you bring in some of this good content you want to see. Clearly the rest of us can’t seem to make you happy.

I don't expect you to make me happy. I'm tapped out on ideas also.

 

[jimlloyd40]

Why are you always bringing it back to poop chat Jim?

That's what you guys like.

 

[oddspyke]

There are only so many ways to wipe your ass and I think we covered each one several times.

This is my biggest argument against intelligent design. Why would we be built so that we even have to wipe? It should just come out nice and clean, then pinch off like a dog does.

 

[Acadia18]

This is my biggest argument against intelligent design. Why would we be built so that we even have to wipe? It should just come out nice and clean, then pinch off like a dog does.

Nothing is stopping you from shitting then just getting up and walking away.

 

[uglybastard]

This is my biggest argument against intelligent design. Why would we be built so that we even have to wipe? It should just come out nice and clean, then pinch off like a dog does.

to give us something to talk about in VW forums

 

[jay745]

Nothing is stopping you from shitting then just getting up and walking away.

Ultimate confidence move right there

 

[uglybastard]

Ultimate confidence move right there

walking around like your shit don't stink

 

[Acadia18]

This is a 100% true story.

Probably about 5 years ago, one of the girls I worked with at the time started selling essential oils and all that bull shit. She conned a bunch of other women I worked with into buying a bunch of shit. One of the things one of my friends bought was peppermint oil, which was in this little tiny bead sized balls. I was complaining that my stomach hurt one day, so she gave me a bunch because peppermint oil is supposed to help with that or something.

A few hours later, I go to take my mid afternoon shit. And I shit you not, my shit smelled like peppermint. It was very pleasant. As well, my asshole had that refreshing cooling feeling that your mouth gets when you eat something minty. It was dubbed "The Peppermint Experience". We both tried to replicate it many times after, but never could. No matter how much peppermint oil was consumed.

 

[Acadia18]

Got my mouse mover in, thanks for the suggestion @GTIfan99

It had like a lip going around the edge, and my mouse was a little too big for it. Since I had my dremel out from cutting my hatch floor trim to fit the spare tire in the R, I just did a sloppy job cutting off that lip then sanded it smooth. Doesn't have to be pretty, as long as it works.

 

[Strange Mud]

Nothing is stopping you from shitting then just getting up and walking away.

You won't even have to wash your hands.

Proof: watch your dog to see if they do.

 

[GTIfan99]

You won't even have to wash your hands.

Wait, you guys wash your hands? Stop living in fear...

 

[GTIfan99]

I could start telling sea stories from my submarine days?

 

[dtfd]

I could start telling sea stories from my submarine days?

lets hear them

 

[JC_451]

How is saying they have both jumped the shark an apology?

I'm just messing with you, man.