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CSB3: Forum Boomers Attempt To Decipher Gen Z Mad Libs
- Thread starter riceburner
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mrmatto
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Tell us the itinerary
GolNat
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Start sliming down now!! You are gonna do so much eating.
I’ve been on 2 and RC was nice. Went to Bermuda.
riceburner
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riceburner
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1-2=_
Salami
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WTF rice? Are you a pappy yet and are baby and mama okay?
riceburner
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lol yeah everythings fine so far.
short story (not much of a csb)
our pregnancy is considered 'high risk' due to gestational diabetes, as such theres been a lot of tracking glucose in the blood, managing with insulin, going to 'stress tests' where they track baby's heart rate, etc.
long story short they decided based on size of baby (likely ~8+ lbs now!), one stress test where she wasn't active and the diabetes getting very wild late term they wanted to pull the plug and induce labor. nothing actually wrong, just avoiding various risks by inducing early.
we came in friday, they began inducing labor by some cervix softening meds, then just today when the cervix was softened enough they began an official 'inducing' med which helps the body start contractions.
currently she is getting some very minor contractions, waiting for baby to drop a little lower then the water may either break or the doctors can break it for us.
with any luck... sometime tonight we may officially be in labor? we will see.
i'm a restless fucking guy though, so all of this hurry up and wait business blows balls, but i would not want to be in my poor wife's state rn.
short story (not much of a csb)
our pregnancy is considered 'high risk' due to gestational diabetes, as such theres been a lot of tracking glucose in the blood, managing with insulin, going to 'stress tests' where they track baby's heart rate, etc.
long story short they decided based on size of baby (likely ~8+ lbs now!), one stress test where she wasn't active and the diabetes getting very wild late term they wanted to pull the plug and induce labor. nothing actually wrong, just avoiding various risks by inducing early.
we came in friday, they began inducing labor by some cervix softening meds, then just today when the cervix was softened enough they began an official 'inducing' med which helps the body start contractions.
currently she is getting some very minor contractions, waiting for baby to drop a little lower then the water may either break or the doctors can break it for us.
with any luck... sometime tonight we may officially be in labor? we will see.
i'm a restless fucking guy though, so all of this hurry up and wait business blows balls, but i would not want to be in my poor wife's state rn.
riceburner
Autocross Champion
'negative' is the answer and i'm not good at being a nerdy smartass
Strange Mud
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Washed Comet and GTI. Ordered a bunch of stuff from Amazon. Went for a ride. Mrs Mud is making Irish Soda bread, I am doing Corned beef on Tuesday. Two pieces of beef, simmered for 1.5 h baked for 2 h. Boiled to remove salt and give liquid for veg, baked to intensify flavor cause otherwise bland.
riceburner
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i'm not into 'irish food' yet unfortunately, but i'm 0% irish (and 100% ginger)