Recent content by johnnloki

I didn't say I was available, but I guess, if you ask me niceluuuuhhh............ theriverswillrunredwiththebloodofthenonbeli...... ahem. Pardon me. I have a tourettes tic since my 3rd booster for the vid.

That is funny- whenever 4chan goes down, the VWVortex MkIV forums is the internet's closest substitute.

You also don't just tolerate my TMNT/Smurfs erotic fan fiction, but help with cliffhanger story arcs. Greatest. Mod. Ever.

Speaking of Northern Ontario- just like Yoga Pants, the trend of thong bathing suits coming fully into vogue is simultaneously the greatest thing of all time, and objectively fucking horrifying. Happy long weekend, fellow car modding enthusiasts....Protip: as I'm in Northern Ontario right now...

Stupid terrible Northern Ontario internet... hit send by accident, haven't been able to edit despite multiple attempts. "Personally, I wish there was less CBD spam and more Engrish penis enlargement spam. Read the room, spammers. We modify cars. So obviously, our weiners are small. We don't...

Personally, I wish there was less CBD spam and more Engrish penis enlargement spam. Read the room, spammers. We're car guys. We don't have sore joints (that's

(insert Borat question/quote)

Murder hornets sure turned out to be a bust.

Breaking news: Ontario is shutting down strip clubs. The Brass Rail in Toronto had a bunch of exposures a month ago, as they weren't abiding by public health advisories. I went there immediately.

Made the decision in 2019 with AC/DC dying off, Elton John retiring (with $2k tickets if we drove 3 hours) that we needed to start to just go see everything we could. I don't want to die without seeing a Beatle play live. Joe Strummer suddenly went at 50, Bowie suddenly died of secret Cancer-...

Okay, so the tesla thing you're quoting was also what I was referencing. Cool beans. Coal isn't the vast majority of electricity production, and it's certainly not the majority supplier of electricity in the parts of the world with the highest EV adoption rates, and it's definitely on the down...

And over here I swear a whole bunch changing headlight bulbs and rotating tires. Nicely done.

Really really really REALLY good LSD? (edit: wait, maybe you're making a pun about a Quaife.... changed wording from acid to LSD)

Fully agreed on live music, amigo. The live show is the art. The album is like looking at a photograph of Starry Night or David. I so miss concerts. Rage at Woodstock 99 was amazing. I had Tix for the show this July. I never thought I'd see them play ever again... So excited... damn...

lol... why is every post in response to me some variation "Oh fuck, not this guy again."