Speaking of shitty bosses.
CSB:
I had to go into the mothership yesterday to get my new ID card. Ran into a former boss of mine heading down to the temporary ID card area. I left that office in July on a lateral transfer to the shittiest division simply to escape the management I was working under for a decade. They approved the transfer as a last “fuck you” on my way out. Up to that point I’d been making it to the reference/last stage of the hiring process for over two years, but not getting positions. Having moved to a new division, I was out from under their cloud and 5mo later I accepted an amazing position, one of those jobs everyone in the division fights to get.
So it was amazing seeing my old boss in the halls.
Old boss: [smirking] hey how’s the new job?
Me: the new job, or the new new job?
Old boss: wait, the new new job?
Me: yeah I moved to [shitty team] in July, and I started with [new team] in January, it’s been pretty amazing.
Old boss: [visibly angry] well good for you.
Me: yeah, was the oddest thing, I’d been applying for jobs left and right for years, and nothing. I moved to [shitty team] and I get promoted in less than 6mo.
Old boss: ….that’s good
Me: [shit eating grin]
TLDR: I had a Pretty Woman moment.