Because I like being dramatic. Because right now I spent $5k on a turbo setup, and am getting $3k of performance out of it. Because through all the frustration of this journey, I can see the beauty in a simple setup where you can just get a nice car, throw a JB4 on it, and be sitting at 350hp/350tq. No further dicking around required.
Realistically, the chances of that happening are pretty slim to none. I would have to find the absolute perfect S3 for me to even seriously consider it. 2017/2018. Prestige trim. Black interior, not tan or magma red. White, that nice bright blue, or I think it comes in Nardo grey. Between 30k - 40k miles. ~$35k or so. Which with the equity I have in my car, and if I parted out all my mods, would cover just under half of that.
In the end though, I don't think I could Riceburner my car lol.