CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[Corprin]

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I wish more people got this excited over 2-4 inches...

Was going to say I feel for you till I figured out the numbers are inches of snow, not degrees of fahrenheit

 

[torga]

Going and getting a snack before wiping?

You don't gotta wash your hands until you wipe. Things they don't teach you in school.

 

[jay745]

Meh standers are a minority, sometimes being right isn't popular.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SampleSize/comments/6ncfur

 

[Hungry4hops]

I also stand to wipe and I fold my paper neatly. The people who crumble the paper into a ball and wipe are animals.

 

[Dents27]

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I wish more people got this excited over 2-4 inches...

We got 2 feet on Monday and people lost their minds. Busses were stuck in intersections until this morning. You would think being Canadian they would know how to drive in the snow but it seems most people forget how to drive period.

 

[torga]

I also stand to wipe and I fold my paper neatly. The people who crumble the paper into a ball and wipe are animals.

Hard agree. I can hear these animals in the next stall over rolling a dozen sheets out of the holder in a frenzy. I can hear the crumbling/scrunching of the paper. I know who you are.

 

[RisingFallens]

You..mean snow right?

Not sure, this is a weird place...

… yeah… snow… sure

 

[oddspyke]

I also stand to wipe and I fold my paper neatly. The people who crumble the paper into a ball and wipe are animals.

It's so wasteful too. My wife is a crumpler and between that and being a lady, we go through a sam's club brick of TP every other month. When I was a bachelor, one of those would last me a year.

 

[brat_burner]

Can’t be using that John Wayne TP either

 

[cb1111]

#scarredforlife...

Oddly enough, all of my clothes made it out intact. No toilet paper but we did have an old towel in the car. I think that area was declared a hazmat spill thereafter and may have caused the Bhopal blast 10 years later.

 

[Corprin]

Can’t be using that John Wayne TP either

Tough as nails and doesn’t take shit from no man?

or,

has awkward conversation with empty chairs?

 

[Phur]

Just smush that peanut butter into the shag carpet...

Why does everyone keep talking about the issue of poop and ass hair? Seriously, does nobody else shave? Fresh and clean!

 

[Acadia18]

Meh standers are a minority, sometimes being right isn't popular.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SampleSize/comments/6ncfur

Now you just sound like Zrick...

 

[Acadia18]

Just admit you're shitting wrong.

 

[uglybastard]

Make sure that whatever robotic vacuum cleaner you get is one of the newest models that doesn't sweep up the piles of I'm envisioning is all over your floor from the poop testing you're doing.

Why wipe when you can just have a robot suck the shit off your ass?

#whyarentwefundingthis