Strange Mud
Autocross Champion
better choice than a truck stop hooker
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CSB3: Sterkrazzys Five Page Dissertation - TLDR He Got A Flat Tire
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oddspyke
Autocross Champion
Yeah, everyone knows you're supposed to buy them from Chinese spam accounts on a golfmkx forum
Nineeightyone
Autocross Champion
CSB: I once made a grown man sprint out of a truckstop bathroom, I'm pretty sure he stopped mid-stream.
Buddy and I driving to CT to pick up a set of wheels for my JSW, from PA. Good price, they didn't look terrible, and I'm told they were 8" and 9" staggered setup, dual pattern 5x100 and 5x114. We stop at a truckstop on the way, because we need energy drinks and bathroom breaks. It's early, like 4AM early. We've got a long-ass drive ahead of us. He rolls into the bathroom first, while I'm distracted briefly along the way by various things. There are a million urinals, more urinals than I've seen in my life, in one place. So what do I do? Roll right the fuck up next to him. Because we like making each other mildly uncomfortable. And the icing on the cake, I say (loudly), 'nice watch, buddy'. Not realizing (because again, I'm pretty sure the entirety of Utah could piss in here at the same time with spaces inbetween) that there's another person in here with us. Other guy couldn't have gotten out of that bathroom faster if he had ster's RS3 and arby's girl. Like, flat out SPRINT. No hand washing, I really hope for his sake he didn't get caught in the zipper. I'm pretty sure he thought some dude on dude shit was about to go down, and wanted no fucking part of it.
oh, and the wheels? Yeah, didn't fit, not even a little. 17x9 and 17x10, the 9" were 5x100 and 5x114, and the 10" pair 5x114 and 5xI don't even know, maybe 5x120? 14 hours of driving and they didn't fit. Lucky me, I managed to sell them for what I paid, so I was only out the gas money and got this dumb story out of it.
Buddy and I driving to CT to pick up a set of wheels for my JSW, from PA. Good price, they didn't look terrible, and I'm told they were 8" and 9" staggered setup, dual pattern 5x100 and 5x114. We stop at a truckstop on the way, because we need energy drinks and bathroom breaks. It's early, like 4AM early. We've got a long-ass drive ahead of us. He rolls into the bathroom first, while I'm distracted briefly along the way by various things. There are a million urinals, more urinals than I've seen in my life, in one place. So what do I do? Roll right the fuck up next to him. Because we like making each other mildly uncomfortable. And the icing on the cake, I say (loudly), 'nice watch, buddy'. Not realizing (because again, I'm pretty sure the entirety of Utah could piss in here at the same time with spaces inbetween) that there's another person in here with us. Other guy couldn't have gotten out of that bathroom faster if he had ster's RS3 and arby's girl. Like, flat out SPRINT. No hand washing, I really hope for his sake he didn't get caught in the zipper. I'm pretty sure he thought some dude on dude shit was about to go down, and wanted no fucking part of it.
oh, and the wheels? Yeah, didn't fit, not even a little. 17x9 and 17x10, the 9" were 5x100 and 5x114, and the 10" pair 5x114 and 5xI don't even know, maybe 5x120? 14 hours of driving and they didn't fit. Lucky me, I managed to sell them for what I paid, so I was only out the gas money and got this dumb story out of it.
Acadia18
Autocross Champion
So the neighbors rotted fence on the side of us has this hole on the bottom of it.
It usually has that brick in the bottom left corner put on the other side of the fence, blocking the lower half. It does an alright job of stopping our dog (45lbs) pushing his way through, and the neighbors little dog (15lbs maybe?) just waltzing through. The problem is, the brick isn't a real good solution since it is easily pushed out of the way, and the little dog likes coming over to the hole (without being able to come through) and saying hi to our dog.
You can see his little snout poking through.
The solution? Board up the hole obviously. But have to leave a cutout for the little dog to say hi!
The real solution would be to replace the fence, but 1) it's not our fence to tear down, and 2) while I doubt the last guy left in that house would care (and probably would give his blessing to tearing it down and replace), I don't feel like spending thousands of dollars replacing a fence right now. So the bandaid solution will have to do.
It usually has that brick in the bottom left corner put on the other side of the fence, blocking the lower half. It does an alright job of stopping our dog (45lbs) pushing his way through, and the neighbors little dog (15lbs maybe?) just waltzing through. The problem is, the brick isn't a real good solution since it is easily pushed out of the way, and the little dog likes coming over to the hole (without being able to come through) and saying hi to our dog.
You can see his little snout poking through.
The solution? Board up the hole obviously. But have to leave a cutout for the little dog to say hi!
The real solution would be to replace the fence, but 1) it's not our fence to tear down, and 2) while I doubt the last guy left in that house would care (and probably would give his blessing to tearing it down and replace), I don't feel like spending thousands of dollars replacing a fence right now. So the bandaid solution will have to do.
Nineeightyone
Autocross Champion
you've made a puppy glory hole
Acadia18
Autocross Champion
It would have cost you nothing to not call it that...
Strange Mud
Autocross Champion
nice to see you sanded the edges
Dare you to write "Do not pass items through this hole" on it
Dare you to write "Do not pass items through this hole" on it
Acadia18
Autocross Champion
Of course. Can't have either friend getting splinters in their snout.
Nineeightyone
Autocross Champion
Really though, a thoughtful touch.
I need to build a little ramp for our cat to come in and out of the porch from my wife's office, those are two of her favorite spots and as she gets older, the jump up to the window seems to be a little less easy.
I need to build a little ramp for our cat to come in and out of the porch from my wife's office, those are two of her favorite spots and as she gets older, the jump up to the window seems to be a little less easy.
dtfd
Autocross Champion
It would have deprived us of the term "puppy glory hole"
riceburner
Autocross Champion
nah, last thing i need is you guys trolling on it lol.
It appears to be a clean fairly modded one, ~120k-ish miles, no red flags that I know of yet.
riceburner
Autocross Champion
thats one of my fav memes lmao
Acadia18
Autocross Champion
YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ANYTHING WE DO FOR YOU!!!
dtfd
Autocross Champion
...you are a glutton for punishment aren't you?
