CSB3: Forum Boomers Attempt To Decipher Gen Z Mad Libs

[golfdave]

@riceburner ....Do you realise you can retro-fit the Audi ISO-fix bracket to the front passenger seat??

I did it to my car.....just to do it & make it "complete".....don't need it though!...that opportunity passed me by years ago...

 

[mrmatto]

I must have been drunk when airing my tires yesterday because when I checked them today (bcuz the tire light wouldnt go away) they were 38 40 42 37.

Oh man you should come work at Discount Tire. They love people like you.

I got my out-of-round tire replaced today and they left it at nearly 50 psi. I'm so sick of shitty shops.

 

[mwoodski]

I was c-section so negative

damn you didn't even get a chance to move out, you were straight up evicted.

 

[JC_451]

Get in here now, it's an emergency!!

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Now wait 18 hours for anything to happen.

They just want to charge one more day on the insurance

 

[aspro_gti]

Oh man you should come work at Discount Tire. They love people like you.

I got my out-of-round tire replaced today and they left it at nearly 50 psi. I'm so sick of shitty shops.

I filled em up to 36 each... maybe they got warm after going for a spin or something. Idk man.

 

[GolNat]

damn you didn't even get a chance to move out, you were straight up evicted.

Well I was being silly and had the cord wrapped around my neck so it was an emergency. Self inflicted eviction!!

 

[brat_burner]

Had to work today.... I pulled this car with a recall late in the day... AMG GT yea, yea, whatever. I go get it and it's a Black Series with like 400 miles on it

 

[sterkrazzy]

Whos got fun plans this wknd?

I went and hung out by the middle school today.

 

[mwoodski]

put summers on

 

[aspro_gti]

 

[aspro_gti]

Placed an order for new wheels.
Sadly they are back-ordered which means it'll take at least a month.
Bought the dual rear caliper kit. Just need to order pads and I can throw that on with the new wheels so that the mating surface is nice and clean.
Which of you is the sticker maker?

 

[GTIfan99]

Well I was being silly and had the cord wrapped around my neck so it was an emergency. Self inflicted eviction!!

Cord around your neck, cock in your hand. Now that's an entrance.

 

[riceburner]

@riceburner ....Do you realise you can retro-fit the Audi ISO-fix bracket to the front passenger seat??

I did it to my car.....just to do it & make it "complete".....don't need it though!...that opportunity passed me by years ago...

Not sure i follow having done a 4 second google search. Does it move the hard bracket fix points behind the rear seat or something? Cause without removing my rear upper/s its not going any further back

 

[riceburner]

Get in here now, it's an emergency!!

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Now wait 18 hours for anything to happen.

They just want to charge one more day on the insurance

Grr yes

 

[Acadia18]

I went and hung out by the middle school today.
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I thought you weren't allowed within 500' of a school?