For IT/Developer Nerds

[Dave10781]

This tumblr sums up most of my job

http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/

 

[kineticMKVI]

That no merge conflicts one if hilarious! Thanks for the link.

And Junior Changing My Changes ahahahahahahahahaha GET OUT MY HOUSE FOOL

 

[kineticMKVI]

omg hahaha

http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/75414262879/devops-reactions-for-companies

this is why they don't let the junior devs interface directly with clients anymore hahahaha

 

[Jaber]

HAHA, thanks for sharing.

I can relate to these, for this month.

http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/71094542991/reading-the-spec-to-understand-a-bug

http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/77056182988/the-way-of-solving-most-problems

http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/75036291515/when-a-user-submits-a-bug-report-thet-we-cant

http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/74266542241/the-unavoidable-aftermath-of-a-rushed-release

My one fear,
http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/47352638154/almost-ran-update-without-where

 

[Dave10781]

HAHA, thanks for sharing.

I can relate to these, for this month.

http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/71094542991/reading-the-spec-to-understand-a-bug

http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/77056182988/the-way-of-solving-most-problems

http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/75036291515/when-a-user-submits-a-bug-report-thet-we-cant

http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/74266542241/the-unavoidable-aftermath-of-a-rushed-release

My one fear,
http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/47352638154/almost-ran-update-without-where

Haha! I did an update once without a WHERE clause. I'll NEVER do that again.

 

[jay745]

hahaha these are great! Also the story of my life most days.

and Dave, we've all been there. I've made that specific mistake before and only realized it once I saw 1,393,139 records updated, immediately followed by me crapping my pants

 

[Jaber]

Haha! I did an update once without a WHERE clause. I'll NEVER do that again.

I'm sure that made for an interesting day. :laugh: Luckily I've never been in that position.

I've gotten into habit of triple checking my UPDATE and DELETE.

 

[nuggstein]

We have an entire Citrix environment running at the company I work for. Anyways, when I was handling support desk, someone was having a printer issue. First thing I did was turn the printer off and turn it back on. Few minutes later...no one was able to log on to the Citrix environment, and all of the VMs were frozen. This meant that 90% of our users (smallish company) could not work. They could not connect to their XenApp or XenDesktop desktops. We had to force restart them. Whatever, coincidence.

Made a change to the printer server an hour later, restarted the printer...same thing happened. Took down the entire environment. Turns out the printer was not properly configured to the network (this was done way before I started working for the company).

But yes. I can say that I took down the entire production environment (CRM, Citrix, other important VMs) twice in the same day by turning a printer off and then back on.