Getting surgery in 2 weeks, joy joy

[nuisancecc]

So my Dr. wants to treat my kidney stones by putting me asleep then he will fondle me as he puts a camera and a laser in my pee hole to play Atari Asteroids with the kidney stones. When he is done he will leave a straw all the way up to my kidney that will vibrate like a guitar string mimicking a kidney stone attack. All my dreams are coming true and I am counting down the days until this dream becomes a reality.

Anyone ever had this done before?

 

[JhnR]

My Lord, sounds fun....

 

[Do Work Son]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[honda2vw]

Sounds painful :/

Good luck!

 

[GTIMKV20]

holy shit, tell us what you have done to be stuck with this and how we can avoid it.

 

[TRUboost]

Be glad they are putting you out for it. I've heard passing those things is like the worst pain ever. They come out all jagged and pointy, not fun.

Good luck!

 

[abalinka]

My dad just had this done. From What he said, It's really painful passing them, and the stint makes it even worse. You will probably be pissing blood for a while.

Good luck. Drink a lot of water.

 

[iPanir123]

Omg the way you described it made me hurt

 

[oehawks3]

Had this done to expand my bladder. My god, you're not gonna want to pee after. Feels like your pissing glass. Makes me cringe just thinking about.

 

[v-dug]

F*CK
DAT
SHIT

 

[iGTI1]

Cutting it off might be less painful

 

[SixSpeeder]

Omg the way you described it made me hurt

 

[greasyginzo]

When I had my ALIF surgery I specifically told the Dr to remove the catheter before waking me up. My cannoli was bruised and it hurt like hell to piss for the next 3 days and being on IV makes you have to piss a lot.

 

[rawbdog]

I would just ask the doctor to kill me. That sounds horrible.

 

[adolan21]

So my Dr. wants to treat my kidney stones by putting me asleep then he will fondle me as he puts a camera and a laser in my pee hole to play Atari Asteroids with the kidney stones. When he is done he will leave a straw all the way up to my kidney that will vibrate like a guitar string mimicking a kidney stone attack. All my dreams are coming true and I am counting down the days until this dream becomes a reality.

Anyone ever had this done before?

At least you're asleep for it. I have a birth defect called a urethral stricture which means it narrows at some point making me piss like an 80 year old guy with the prostate the size of a grapefruit. I had two procedures done (totally awake) where they stretch it to a normal size. This usually lasts for about 2 years before it has to be done again. Most painful experience of my life, good luck with your procedure, ask for a pain killer, bladder spasm controlling medicine (Oxybutynin), and a urethral analgesic (Pyridium, turns your piss orange haha).