Guys, I just read the classic article on gaming the DSG linked above, and it totally explains what's happening to me, and that my common case is the worst possible case.
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https://www.vwvortex.com/threads/ho...-and-win-dsg-driving-tips-and-tricks.5989734/]
For those that haven't read this, let me summarize:
There's a reason we're often seeing DSG deliver the worst of both worlds instead of the best of both world of an automatic and a stick shift:
To summarize -
THERE IS NO TRUE MANUAL SHIFT MODE! To work, the alternate side transmission (clutch? Dunno what to call it) must shift BEFORE you do, so they have automatic control shifting that alternate side transmission in
EVERY mode. So even if you are manually paddle shifting, you still have the same issues you had in D -> if you flip a paddle the opposite way the automatic THOUGHT you would, you're hosed.
To solve this, we need manual control over the alternate shifting. One example I think would work well is two stage paddles - you pull them a little bit (a small click) and it shifts the ALTERNATE gear, to be ready for your BIG shift, pulling the paddle the entire way. But that requires different hardware. With just software, I don't have as clean a solution. One idea would be that a quick pull and release of the paddle is a FULL shift, while a pull and HOLD shifts the alternate transmission to get ready for you.
HERE'S WHY I EXPERIENCE THE WORSE CASE SCENARIO ALL THE TIME...
I start out from a light in traffic. I'm gently accelerating with low throttle and low rpms, because there's cars around me. The DSG knows i'm not flooring it, and I'm gradually speeding up, so it does an alternate side shift into a higher gear, anticipating my increasing speed will soon require it. BUT, in that 35-45mph zone, just then, a space opens up in the traffic, and I floor it, wanting a LOWER gear. So FIRST the DSG finishes it's alternate upshift in progress. Then it does a complete alternate downshift. Then it finally does the full shift, engaging the alternate clutch, and then FINALLY, I can accelerate. It's just the worst possible scenario.
In comparison, if we had a way to control the alternate side shift, like I describe above, I could tell the DSG to hold the lower gear while I'm building up speed, just in case I want to downshift. For example, I pull the paddle half back or hold it back while waiting for a space to open up.
But you see the point - it's not just about "bad programming" - there are common situations in which a computer simply can't guess which way you might go, because both ways are very likely scenarios. Probably the best approach there is to just keep the alternate clutch disengaged (in neutral) as a compromise.