I WISH GAME

[GTi R Enigma]

Granted, but everytime you get in the shower there is one waiting to wash your back.

I wish that Idoits were not allowed to drive...

 

[JerGTI]

Granted, but that means you aren't allowed to drive.

I wish I wasn't at work.

 

[tampa_mk5]

Granted but this would mean you too are unemployed.

I wish Steve Carell was still on The Office.

 

[GTi R Enigma]

Granted, but this means he makes a cameo back on the show only to be killed off and sodemised(sp)

I wish my last wish didnt turn me into an idoit.

 

[tampa_mk5]

Granted, but this means that you are now a snorlax living in mkvgt37's shower.

I wish I could draw.

 

[GTi R Enigma]

Granted, but this means you are only drawing naked men for blow...

I wish i wasnt a snorlax

 

[ASCI_Blue]

Granted but you're still in mkv's shower.

I wish my damned enter key didn't break.

 

[GTi R Enigma]

Granted, but this means all the other keys are now broken..

I wish for a wish that doesnt have a twist..

 

[darkorb]

granted, but thats the only button that works now

i wish this class would end sooner

 

[utekineir]

Granted, a wild asian gunman appears.

I wish I were a little bit taller, I wish i were a baller, I wish I had a girl I would call her.

 

[mkvtg37]

granted, but because of new height, status, and girl, you get beaten up daily by broke single midgets.

i wish the movie, "DUEL" was on DVD

 

[lightningjack]

Granted, but the DVR is broken and it only plays in really slow motion.

I wish Brooklyn Decker lived in my closet.

 

[GTi R Enigma]

Granted, but you publically came out of the closet and are now Forever alone

I wish that I no longer lived in mkvtg37's shower

 

[projekt.kieru]

Granted, a wild asian gunman appears.

I wish I were a little bit taller, I wish i were a baller, I wish I had a girl I would call her.

Asian gunman? Wow bro...

 

[melancholygypsy]

Granted, but you publically came out of the closet and are now Forever alone

I wish that I no longer lived in mkvtg37's shower

Granted, but now you live in Michael Moore's closet

I wish the hot girl in my office would get naked and dance on the table.