If a girl has slept with _____ men I won't bother with her

[chonface]

you cant trust the number she says anyway

unless its like 48 or somethin...whos gonna lie about that number

 

[dpham00]

...or you fell for the old "Yeah I'm still a virgin.." :wink: :biggrin:

But yeah, it wasn't that bad, but then who cares how many she's slept with along as she ain't packing any "itchy" surprises. :yikes: :thumbsup:

Gloria Cleary: Ah! That was amazing.
Jeremy Grey: Yeah, it was really great. We should probably head back so they're not looking for us.
Gloria Cleary: I always knew my first time would be on a beach.
Jeremy Grey: [stunned] First time? You're a virgin?
Gloria Cleary: Mm-hmm.
Jeremy Grey: Wow.
Gloria Cleary: Jeremy, we are going to be so happy together. I love you.
Jeremy Grey: [bewildered] I'm sorry?
Gloria Cleary: I love you.




Jeremy Grey: I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.




Jeremy Grey: Oh Jesus Christ, it burns.
Gloria Cleary: Poor baby.
Jeremy Grey: It stings.
Gloria Cleary: You want me to blow on it?
Jeremy Grey: [thinking it's a blow job] No! No! I don't need any blowing.
Gloria Cleary: Jeremy... I'm not wearin' any panties. Let's rock!
[Gloria spins her hair around]
Jeremy Grey: Ok. Ok. That was nice. I don't understand what's going on. It's like, eight hours ago you were a shy little virgin, and now you're not wearing any panties. I'm just trying to catch up with you here.
Gloria Cleary: You do that to me? Ooh...
[she grabs Jeremy's crotch]
Gloria Cleary: Where's my little friend? Where's my little friend?
Jeremy Grey: [panicking] He's tired! He's tired! He's in time-out! He's in time-out!

 

[theholycow]

:laughabove: What's that from?

 

[Khobin~]

:laughabove: What's that from?

Wedding Crashers... :lol:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=bK0pKyrBMl8&feature=related

 

[theholycow]

My wife made me watch that. It's much better in text form.

 

[BlaineWasHere]

It matters because it's a reflection of her as a whore I mean a whole.

You won't sleep with a whore?

 

[InfraRed]

My wife made me watch that. It's much better in text form.

that's absurd. that movie is absolutely hilarious.

 

[dpham00]

movie def. was pretty funny to me. plus, it had Rachael McAdams.

 

[DBCPerformance]

i watched Wedding Crashers probably 25 times, love that movie

Berk A

 

[kirk180]

...It's much better in text form.

Agree. I never could finish that movie.

 

[Si Killer]

My wife made me watch that. It's much better in text form.

you're a terrible person

 

[hobouncer]

tops if shes over 50 weiners then i might be worried... the next day at the docs office waiting for my herpes result

 

[lancGTI]

Hmm, I don't think I ever asked that question. I had more interest whether they understood the movie 'Tron' or not.