How witty, hope you didn't hurt yourself thinking of that sick zinger. Definitely never heard that one before.
Who the heck are you? You just started posting one day as if you've been here all along. Makes me think you're someone who exited and has returned with a different name. Hi boosted!
Real answer: Maybe its just more funny for me because i have dealt with people my whole life who literally thought red juice = blood. In which case if that were true, how does cooking the blood till its brown make it any more palatable?