POLE - do/would you FART in front of significant other?

[bialymike]

yes to the first 3. ive been with my girl for almost 5 years now and she can but i cant? nahuh...i dont think so...

 

[XGC75]

Alll the fucking time. She farts in bed when we're asleep. At least that's what I tell her when she hits me for ripping one off.

 

[CaptObvious75]

I fart, she farts, and for a tiny thing they are absolutely disgusting.

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[lilfleck]

Dutch Oven Only.

 

[rawbdog]

my farts smell so bad right now. from my left over bubble guts. ew.

 

[mk6medic]

everyone likes cupping their bare ass fart in their hand and pulling it up to your nose so can can inhale deeply. dont lie. everyone does it.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

It's true.

 

[mk6medic]

everyone likes cupping their bare ass fart in their hand and pulling it up to your nose so can can inhale deeply. dont lie. everyone does it.

Sig worthy, btw.

 

[iGTI1]

If she can't handle my farts- then she can't handle me

 

[my11gti]

Ive never understood holding it in. I mean, everyone does it. Its natural. Let that shit rip. Better out than in shrek always says.

 

[UNFOGIVABLE]

I don't see the "fart on" option...

 

[thedude4bides]

Sig worthy, btw.

This is why you bumped this turd of a pole:laugh:

 

[Tk_mkv1]

does DSG farts count, my gf loves it. :wub:

kidding aside, i actually don't and even if i do by accident i apologize instantly

 

[mk6medic]

This is why you bumped this turd of a pole:laugh:

Plac says some good shit. It needed to be remembered.

 

[shdwblugti]

Monty python should be an option

 

[KYGTIGuy]

I've never done it while awake in front of any SO.

However, I was on muscle relaxers recently and I farted in my sleep so violently I woke myself up.

I'm sure she heard it