The Secret Santa 2022 Thread!

[riceburner]

But also was it a dildo?

 

[swcrow]

Jesus H Christ! LMAO

PLEASE to anyone who is gonna troll me, PLEASE do not do me like that. I don't know how I would begin to explain the fuckery that goes on on this site to her and would likely wind up in a divorce court and lose both of my S4's over it

that's why I've explicitely stated...leave any box in the garage and I'll check it out first lol

 

[mwoodski]

Jesus H Christ! LMAO

PLEASE to anyone who is gonna troll me, PLEASE do not do me like that. I don't know how I would begin to explain the fuckery that goes on on this site to her and would likely wind up in a divorce court and lose both of my S4's over it

youre gonna sell both of them in three months time anyway its worth it

 

[DSC808]

BOY, THIS SURE DIDN'T RAISE ANY QUESTIONS WHEN MY WIFE GOT IT OUT OF THE MAILBOX!!






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j/k, thank you to my secret Hawaiian Santa that I totally have no idea who it is

But how does it taste?

Thanks for organizing.

 

[riceburner]

I think jay would allow pictures if its what we think it is

 

[Acadia18]

But how does it taste?

Thanks for organizing.

Forgot to post that!

Of course, a delicious pile of candy. Always appreciated to receive all the way from Hawaii you didn't have to send anything!

Thanks again!

 

[DSC808]

If you have an erection longer than 4hrs it’s not my fault.

 

[mwoodski]

Forgot to post that!

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Of course, a delicious pile of candy. Always appreciated to receive all the way from Hawaii you didn't have to send anything!

Thanks again!

hi chew bangs

 

[Daks]

Fucking amazing. Thanks @swcrow. Coffee came right in time. Just as I finished mine.

 

[swcrow]

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Fucking amazing. Thanks @swcrow. Coffee came right in time. Just as I finished mine.

Bro….I wanted to get you a shirt and crap, but I had to send that off before my work trip which is rolling into a CO trip…. Only 2/3 of your gift came in, in time.

 

[uglybastard]

Ive had a long year apprising to all the potential santas here and im not sure if im on the naughty list

Didn't you already get your present? The cummies?

 

[sirnerdington]

Didn't you already get your present? The cummies?

God damnit I should have ordered a bunch of those and sent them instead.

 

[DrFunkalupicus]

My package has been sent...don't let me down USPS

 

[swcrow]

For whomever has me…. I’m in CO for a week and I’ll post up when I get back.

 

[mrmatto]

A lucky person’s nifty gifty is in the mail and arriving Monday.