Top automotive fails of 2009

[boostedGTIguy]

1. Guy pours NOS soda into sportbike, 137 pages of hilarity ensue
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570
2. Guy uses bolts for spacers; camber fail
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4581867&page=1
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2433/3961394338_642ebba8f7_b.jpg]
3. Guy installs coilovers backwards in a Miata, names thread appropriately
http://www.miataturbo.net/forum/t42480/
4. Guy puts brake fluid, then cleaner in engine
http://www.htownracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40915
5. Guy waits 60k to do oil change on BMW
http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1281659
6. Guy arrested for murdering girl halfway through Miata part out
http://www.miataturbo.net/forum/t31945/
http://www.miataturbo.net/forum/t32202/
7. Guy mangles his hand trying to oil sportbike chain
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242261
8. Guy dumps $1.6M Bugatti Veyron into salt water lagoon
http://www.autoblog.com/2009/11/12/video-low-flying-pelican-ends-up-creating-bugatti-veyron-hydro/

9. Guy trys to remove wheel from his VW.. need we say more?
http://www.honda-tech.com/showthread.php?t=2684546[/QUOTE]

 

[saucer]

oh man - this is a goldmine while I'm bored at work.

Props for taking the time to organize :thumbsup:

 

[lolafax]

the guy who tried to clean his chain is such a fucking idiot. he still laughs about it on the forum like it was a silly mistake. he has no fingers....

 

[Loveisjustacamoflouge]

lmfao!

 

[Callsign_Jester]

wow, epicness

 

[2009CandyWhiteGTI]

God the fingers story was horrible...

 

[turboed]

The BMW oil change one.....wow.

 

[boostedGTIguy]

That one had me cringing the most lol ^

 

[Callsign_Jester]

The miata-murderer was pretty nuts.

 

[335 Trojan]

great thread

 

[rysskii3]

what happened on the miata forum? i didnt feel like reading all of it

 

[Callsign_Jester]

what happened on the miata forum? i didnt feel like reading all of it

Guy was mid part out, and all the buyers hadn't heard back from him. One of the guys saw the sellers name in the news and looked into it, he was arrested for the suspected murder of a girl that was found in a ditch bound with duct tape and shot in the head.

http://guanabee.com/2009/02/theodore-charles-schmidt-charged-in-sabrina-pina-case#comments

Read the comments on the article (towards the bottom of the page)... when you see it you'll shit bricks!! hahaha

 

[rysskii3]

Guy was mid part out, and all the buyers hadn't heard back from him. One of the guys saw the sellers name in the news and looked into it, he was arrested for the suspected murder of a girl that was found in a ditch bound with duct tape and shot in the head.

http://guanabee.com/2009/02/theodore-charles-schmidt-charged-in-sabrina-pina-case#comments

damn:eyebulge:

 

[eurocars]

notice how every single one starts with "guy"

 

[Callsign_Jester]

notice how every single one starts with "guy"

That's because women fail at automobiles on a daily basis. No need to salute their incompetence yearly.