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Lawlz!

That's what your mom likes me to call her...

Why the fuck are people fucking leaving ugh

Pussy (whip cracking)

If I lived close by I would like to practice driving stick [emoji17]

I've had ATT for over 10 years since they were Cingular lol I pay about $50 for unlimited text, data and about 400 min a week. Total we pay I think like $200 a month.

Bruh I make like $32k with gf and 16month old living under my roof. Spread the wealth nuggs

Tafak

[emoji87] hehe you said wiener [emoji5]️ I can be a deek to maybe [emoji12]

Well now he's gone you guys missed your chance

How did you figure it out!?!?! [emoji33][emoji15] I couldn't stay away. I needed to come back somehow

I will never be as cool as you guys [emoji17]

Holy fuck

What did I miss?

I need me some poon now [emoji24]

I'm scared now...lawlz Well not all of us can be so lucky and I would only do it when I was seriously working out. There's this gym in the same shopping center and the trainer would come in and always give me free advice. I got stuck on my biceps and I was consuming about 3500 calories and he...

She had a very sweet taste to her [emoji6] Wait what? Better be just that... It's a yes or no!!! *gasp* Yeah she was really cute [emoji57] I've only seen a few Turkish girls and they looked good enough for a stuffing maybe one day lol

I can't gain wait either. Metabolism is too fast lol plus working for a grocery store I'm constantly snacking and stuffing my face [emoji16][emoji106] You've been taught well young grasshopper

Then quit crying like a bitch pump up that chest and fucking lift. Counting calories is for pussies who aren't alpha

Whoever doesn't eat a whole pizza by themselves isn't a real man. Get fucking alpha bro