CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[jay745]

wow, i'm surprised ~30% stand! Literally never heard of it before, sounds like the dumbest thing ever lol

I'm thinking the same thing about sitters

oh snap heres another problem. toilet paper in garbage cans.

not to be racist, but i, a caucasian, live in a house full of mexicans. they don't think toilets can handle toilet paper so it all goes in the garbage adjacent.

i've tried explaining countless times that, yes, i indeed flush the toilet paper, which is designed for toilets, and it flushes every time. but no, always in the garbage can.

what the fuck! turns out its a serious mexican thing; i found out in mexico that the plumbing system is weak and you can clog a toilet by looking at it wrong.

Shitty tp in the trash? Wtf

 

[jay745]

You beat me to this. The funniest part of this whole thing was listening to Jay just not understanding how to get his hand to his butt without standing up. Makes me think of this old commercial...

n00b

 

[Acadia18]

Next Jay meme...


When you're afraid of touching the toilet bowl....

 

[jay745]

Next Jay meme...


When you're afraid of touching the toilet bowl....
View attachment 236165

Laugh all you want, I'll take the rag on a stick vs sticking your hand in a shit filled toilet. Sitting is a boomer thing, same as rejecting technology and automation. There's a better mousetrap and it's called standing

 

[oddspyke]

Laugh all you want, I'll take the rag on a stick vs sticking your hand in a shit filled toilet. Sitting is a boomer thing, same as rejecting technology and automation. There's a better mousetrap and it's called standing

I feel like this irrational fear of the toilet has to have something to do with your consumption of deep dish pizza. There's no way that monstrosity is easy on a toilet.

 

[Corprin]

Then there is the courtesy flush. You know it's going to be smelly so the second the turd releases you flush the toilet to keep the odor from hitting the air. Then wipe and flush again.

Or your fancy toilet seat has a built in air freshener/filter to take away all that stank.

 

[jay745]

I feel like this irrational fear of the toilet has to have something to do with your consumption of deep dish pizza. There's no way that monstrosity is easy on a toilet.

It's not a fear, I just don't like having shit on my hand if it can very easily be avoided. Brings up strange questions about why you think that's better, hey I'm not here to kink shame, we're all friends. However you get jollies is ok with me

 

[oddspyke]

It's not a fear, I just don't like having shit on my hand if it can very easily be avoided. Brings up strange questions about why you think that's better, hey I'm not here to kink shame, we're all friends. However you get jollies is ok with me

How high up out of the water is the mountain of shit you are unleashing on that poor toilet? There's a lot of air space between bum and water; 35+ years and I've never once had my hand even get close...

 

[Corprin]

It's not a fear, I just don't like having shit on my hand if it can very easily be avoided. Brings up strange questions about why you think that's better, hey I'm not here to kink shame, we're all friends. However you get jollies is ok with me

I’m a stander too. And I find sit/lean wipers to be a bit more acceptable to me than @GTIfan99 and his desire to blow mud in the presence with a 50+yo retired military tennis player.

 

[Corprin]

How high up out of the water is the mountain of shit you are unleashing on that poor toilet? There's a lot of air space between bum and water; 35+ years and I've never once had my hand even get close...

Mountain of shit. This one time, in Iraq camp, there was bad stuff, and we didn’t let the locals come onto our FOB to do anything, including cleaning out the shitters. You had to grab the porta potty from the outside and shake it like a British Nanny to erode the peak of Mt. Feces to a tolerable level. After two weeks I just started digging cat holes in the REMF motor pool.

Poop poop motherfuckers

 

[jay745]

How high up out of the water is the mountain of shit you are unleashing on that poor toilet? There's a lot of air space between bum and water; 35+ years and I've never once had my hand even get close...

FURY

 

[jay745]

You guys remind me of the boomers at work who print emails

Try to present a better method and they make fun of you.

"I been shittin for 60 years, I know everything"

 

[Acadia18]

Ok coomer

 

[sterkrazzy]

You guys remind me of the boomers at work who print emails

Try to present a better method and they make fun of you.

"I been shittin for 60 years, I know everything"

Here's a new technique. I think this guy's onto something.

 

[GolNat]

How about baby powder? I use it almost daily to cut down on chub rub and swamp ass!