CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[jay745]

Mrs Mud requests my genitalia be mailed to her because that and fixing things are all I was good for.

They don't make boxes that small

 

[GTIfan99]

Mrs Mud requests my genitalia be mailed to her because that and fixing things are all I was good for.

Who are kidding, she already keeps those in a jar in the freezer.

 

[GTIfan99]

Do not vote for me. I will rule with an iron fist and vanquish all those who oppose me. Don't like wagons? Gone. Drive an automatic? Gone. Like a post you don't agree with? Gone. Drive a non-white Golf? Gone. No plaid in your car? Gone.

 

[zrickety]

Thank you for all the PM's demanding @Strange Mud be removed from office. This thread will be locked tomorrow.

CSB2 thread will be created by whoever has the most votes on this poll. I've hand selected from my cabinet of A+ shitposters a list of worthy candidates.

Same premise as this thread applies, this is a great responsibility, one that you must capitalize thread titles and be creative. Give the people what they want.

 

[dtfd]

Do not vote for me. I will rule with an iron fist and vanquish all those who oppose me. Don't like wagons? Gone. Drive an automatic? Gone. Like a post you don't agree with? Gone. Drive a non-white Golf? Gone. No plaid in your car? Gone.

You almost had me with your platform...but that whites only rule with the golfs.

....are you suggesting we make all the other color golfs "separate but equal"?

 

[Strange Mud]

Vote for sale: PM me with offers

 

[cb1111]

I love manual transmissions. If I buy a mk8 R, I'm getting floppy.

there's a pill for that....

 

[Acadia18]

Do not vote for me. I will rule with an iron fist and vanquish all those who oppose me.

Ok, let's see here...

Don't like wagons? Gone.

Fuck

Drive an automatic? Gone.

Fuck

Like a post you don't agree with? Gone.

Fuck

Drive a non-white Golf? Gone.

As of 12 hours, ago, I'm in the clear. Woo hoo!

No plaid in your car? Gone.

And fuck.

 

[uglybastard]

there's a pill for that....

BLUE PILL CONFIRMED

 

[Strange Mud]

Score: jay 2 mud 0

 

[Acadia18]

Vote for me. Or don't. Idgaf. But I like to think I can be witty from time to time. While I'd like to say I'd allow porn in my thread, I'd have to follow forum rules.

 

[uglybastard]

Update title with witty headline to attract people here like a moth to a light bulb? I can handle trying that.

 

[Strange Mud]

If you have not voted Vote for Mud to F with Jay

If you have already voted, change your vote for me (also to F with Jay)

 

[jay745]

Strangemud is working with Russian hackers to rig the poll.

 

[Strange Mud]

I believe the Russians would be able to eliminate the other choices.