Much OT. Such Off-Topic. WOW. Thread #11

[mycrors7]

hello there children!

 

[SayaGTI]

hello there children!

Hey, Chef.

 

[DUBPL8]

its not gonna happen. Done it before and neither of us enjoyed it. Plus he doesn't drink anymore.

haha wait you hit it off with that guy prior?

 

[D Griff]

Missed the start of this by a long shot...

Sent from my GayS3.

 

[haleyann]

haha wait you hit it off with that guy prior?

yeah. Might as well explain.... He was my bf in high school. I once tried to give him a handy and he told me I would be there a while, so I stopped and never brought it up again. We broke up because we felt like we were friends who sometimes kiss more than an actual couple and thought we should see other people. Last year he finally told me that the reason he never tried to pursue sex with me was because he has no feeling in his dick. Like, he cannot feel anything during sex. So I, being a curious scientist and also wanting to know if the cryosurgery fixed my bleeding problem, offered sex. I pulled out all my tricks and nothing. He could not enjoy it. He couldn't get off, so I got frustrated and couldn't get off. But at least I didn't bleed.

He needs a girl who doesn't care about the guys needs in sex. A girl who wants a human dildo, basically. He was with one girl like that for a while but she was crazy and turned out to have a boyfriend.

And that's our story. Relationship didn't work, fwb didn't work, but hopefully roommates is our thing.

 

[mycrors7]

Hey, Chef.

you been keeping up with the new season of south park?

 

[punchagoat]

you been keeping up with the new season of south park?

That show is still on?

yeah. Might as well explain.... He was my bf in high school. I once tried to give him a handy and he told me I would be there a while, so I stopped and never brought it up again. We broke up because we felt like we were friends who sometimes kiss more than an actual couple and thought we should see other people. Last year he finally told me that the reason he never tried to pursue sex with me was because he has no feeling in his dick. Like, he cannot feel anything during sex. So I, being a curious scientist and also wanting to know if the cryosurgery fixed my bleeding problem, offered sex. I pulled out all my tricks and nothing. He could not enjoy it. He couldn't get off, so I got frustrated and couldn't get off. But at least I didn't bleed.

He needs a girl who doesn't care about the guys needs in sex. A girl who wants a human dildo, basically. He was with one girl like that for a while but she was crazy and turned out to have a boyfriend.

And that's our story. Relationship didn't work, fwb didn't work, but hopefully roommates is our thing.

Cryo surgery? Dead dick? Portland. Is. Weird.

 

[mycrors7]

That show is still on?

they has a small break.. but they are back

tis still as epic.

 

[09vdubgti]

 

[DUBPL8]

yeah. Might as well explain.... He was my bf in high school. I once tried to give him a handy and he told me I would be there a while, so I stopped and never brought it up again. We broke up because we felt like we were friends who sometimes kiss more than an actual couple and thought we should see other people. Last year he finally told me that the reason he never tried to pursue sex with me was because he has no feeling in his dick. Like, he cannot feel anything during sex. So I, being a curious scientist and also wanting to know if the cryosurgery fixed my bleeding problem, offered sex. I pulled out all my tricks and nothing. He could not enjoy it. He couldn't get off, so I got frustrated and couldn't get off. But at least I didn't bleed.

He needs a girl who doesn't care about the guys needs in sex. A girl who wants a human dildo, basically. He was with one girl like that for a while but she was crazy and turned out to have a boyfriend.

And that's our story. Relationship didn't work, fwb didn't work, but hopefully roommates is our thing.

Damn that's fucked

 

[punchagoat]

I warned you about that exhaust Zaxxon. It is a bitch because of the bands.

 

[Bender1]

z - eeks

I am now off to calvinballs wedding

 

[balius]

Concert last night was super fun.

 

[punchagoat]

Concert last night was super fun.

Who did you see? Looked chaotic. And fun.

 

[balius]

Who did you see? Looked chaotic. And fun.

Steve Aoki was the headliner. Then Waka Flocka Flame and a few other opening acts. Need to look up their names cause one of them was actually pretty tight.