Mine should be here today! UPS tried to deliver a package last night, but I wasn't there to sign for it. I signed the signature sticky they left behind, so I'm hoping to see a box waiting for me after work. :evil:
Me: Hey God, how's it goin?
God: Pretty good son, just keepin' it real.
Me: You know it!
Me: God, where is my fast?
God: How in my name should I know?!?
Me: AMEN!!