The Ultimate "Driver's" Road Trip

[Cole2999]

Cole. Cole, Cole, Cole.

Cole. What are we going to do with you?????

Hopefully launch a rescue party

 

[Cole2999]

Well I just saw my tow truck come and go so I guess I don't know what's going on

 

[Joe_Mama]

No where to hang the hammock out on the flats. Tough luck

 

[Cole2999]

So I'm too far out and they have to get a track vehicle lmfao they told me $600, but he worked with me and we're doing it for $400. Been an hour, but I have to imagine they need to load it up and get a rig to tow it

 

[brat_burner]

Maybe time to head back to work? lol

 

[Joe_Mama]

Jesus Christ dude, please just drive home after this.

 

[Cole2999]

Jesus Christ dude, please just drive home after this.

Lol no can do. I've come this far. And it's a lesson learned. What are the chances I get stuck in another mud pit?

 

[Joe_Mama]

Lol no can do. I've come this far. And it's a lesson learned. What are the chances I get stuck in another mud pit?

 

[Cole2999]

Excursion complete.
Time for a car wash, food, then back on the road

 

[Cole2999]

Never in my life did I think I'd be doing 50 in an 80 and not the other way around. I cleaned a ton off my wheels but they're still horribly out of balance so my whole car is shaking for the next 8 miles until I reach the car wash. Hopefully it's manual

 

[Cole2999]

Car washed

http://imgur.com/a/7eHotO3

 

[1ashchuckton]

Wow, that was something. Guess you were lucky you didn't get any farther off pavement than you did.

 

[Cole2999]

Actually at that point it wouldn't have mattered. I was already too far to winch, which is the cheap option. I was 500 feet out but it'd prob cost me the same if I was 1000, or not much more

 

[Cole2999]

So I forgot to take the bag I had covering my intake (I'm super paranoid) off for half a mile, or less, and look what it did to my intake. Holy shit.

Turns out engines need air, guys. This has been a PSA

 

[Joe_Mama]

look what it did to my intake. Holy shit.

No, look what YOU did to your intake.