CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[jimlloyd40]

Please take that question to the appropriate thread. That has nothing to do with feces.

If his balls get sucked up into his body any further it will have everything to do with shit.

 

[GolNat]

I’m talking the ones that used to be, still are, marketed to gay men primarily. Seek out “Papi”. The are made to not squish your shit. I also go for the square leg type, not tightly whitey style, but don’t bunch up in my crotch through the day.

use the same cut for my speedos.

How about these!?!

 

[Acadia18]

How about these!?!

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I only rock these...

 

[JC_451]

Wow.

I mean, it's really early here.

But, wow.

 

[golfdave]

More ass hair on my ass than my scalp

That's gravity taking effect...pulls it all downwards, I know the feeling. By the time I'm Jim's age I'll be as bald as a Coot , but have my own built in Mukluks. ..

I've gathered that I'm the only one that actuality knows how too wipe their ass correctly in here.

You don't sit, you don't stand, you lift one of your ass cheeks up, wipe from that side, so you don't have to awkwardly wipe your ass while standing and you don't hand to put you hand in the toilet.

Fucking heathens. Get your shit right.

Correct, that's how I do it. However, when the lower four discs in you spine are FUBAR & especially the left side, it makes it difficult to wipe ones rear, & then numerous non painful contortions have to be thought of...or if its a case if at home, use the bidet...

I use premium bamboo toilet paper. Good shit.
https://us.whogivesacrap.org/products/premium-100-bamboo-toilet-paper-double-length-rolls

So not only do you have a toilet & bidet with wash/dry functions, you also use a luxury grade of paper that is higher than most of us have ever heard off!!, & that's besides manscaping you do!!....#highmaintenanceman...... obviously never used Izal loo roll...wimp!!!...

I love using the ball lotion you get with the Manscaper

Just NO........

 

[NoGodGetOverIt]

You sold me! I'm going to see if I can try it this weekend, if I don't get buried in snow. I may be able to talk my son into getting the chicken version, so I can try both.

 

[NoGodGetOverIt]

How about these!?!

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Nice! It even has a cut-out so you don't have to drop 'em to dump the rump!

 

[NoGodGetOverIt]

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[Strange Mud]

I’ve blown mud in squatters,

I thought we were never going to talk about that

I’ll admit, if I don’t shave for a couple of days, it does feel like a hedgehog is trying to crawl up my ass.

that itch is bad enuf with a beard.

 

[Phur]

So not only do you have a toilet & bidet with wash/dry functions, you also use a luxury grade of paper that is higher than most of us have ever heard off!!, & that's besides manscaping you do!!....#highmaintenanceman...... obviously never used Izal loo roll...wimp!!!...

I don’t have a bidet, never used one.

 

[uglybastard]

I’ll admit, if I don’t shave for a couple of days, it does feel like a hedgehog is trying to crawl up my ass.

Lady Phur needs to make this sentence into wall art

 

[uglybastard]

I don’t have a bidet, never used one.

Arofa Handheld Bidet Sprayer for Toilet-Adjustable Water Pressure Control with Bidet Hose for Feminine Wash, Stainless Steel Brushed Nickel Cloth Diaper Bidet Toilet Sprayer for Baby Wash https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086W1YZSH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apan_glt_i_FN1P3GR77HG7SVK2HCWP

 

[uglybastard]

I thought we were never going to talk about that


that itch is bad enuf with a beard.

Your beard itches like a hedgehog is crawling up your ass? Better see one of those doctors Joe Rogan has on his program.

 

[uglybastard]

found the DIY that @Phur uses when grooming: https//www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3wkyerSBpw

 

[riceburner]

Ok i tried it. It felt ridiculous, kind of halfway standing up, holding my balance, reaching around back there. More smear than usual. Not worth it, 2/10.

Sitting is winning