CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[Acadia18]

Ok i tried it. It felt ridiculous, kind of halfway standing up, holding my balance, reaching around back there. More smear than usual. Not worth it, 2/10.

Sitting is winning

At least you had an open mind. That's all we can ask for these days.

 

[riceburner]

How about baby powder? I use it almost daily to cut down on chub rub and swamp ass!

duke cannon! been using this for ~3 years and holy fuck, it changed my life. as a slightly cubby fuck, my upper thighs were always sticking together and it was becoming hard to get through the day without some serious chafing ruining my mood. this stuff is amazing. i only gotta buy a new container like once or twice a year too.

https://www.amazon.com/Duke-Cannon-...ocphy=9021498&hvtargid=pla-628381459849&psc=1

 

[riceburner]

few more random points
* yes gold bond is ok, duke cannon is definitely better
* trunk boxers are also winners
* at risk of further degrading my reputation i too shave it all down there, front and back, and short of the few days where it starts coming back mad prickly, its worth it
* i will further assert to standers that i too have never dipped my hand in the toilet to wipe.

can we talk cars now?

 

[Acadia18]

Arofa Handheld Bidet Sprayer for Toilet-Adjustable Water Pressure Control with Bidet Hose for Feminine Wash, Stainless Steel Brushed Nickel Cloth Diaper Bidet Toilet Sprayer for Baby Wash https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086W1YZSH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apan_glt_i_FN1P3GR77HG7SVK2HCWP

You're better than that, king. Grab a Toto.

 

[Acadia18]

can we talk cars now?

You got an entire forum to talk cars

 

[riceburner]

Ok well i think ive said enough about below the belt business. Lol

Anyone have any good karen experience lately to share?

 

[Acadia18]

Ok well i think ive said enough about below the belt business. Lol

Anyone have any good karen experience lately to share?

We're still waiting on a comic for this thread. Or does only the Scamdemic get Ricerburner Originals?

 

[riceburner]

Ill see if i can dream something up. I think sitting around the house has been turning me into a dumbass lately lol

 

[riceburner]

I just love browsing through these spambot threads lol. I really would love to know who in the fuck comes across something like this and calls the number

 

[riceburner]

Ok here you go. Know your memes

 

[jay745]

Ok i tried it. It felt ridiculous, kind of halfway standing up, holding my balance, reaching around back there. More smear than usual. Not worth it, 2/10.

Sitting is winning

n00b

 

[golfdave]

I don’t have a bidet, never used one.

Sorry my mistake...I had to go back & see who it was who had the bidet...Corpin...

 

[Acadia18]

I just love browsing through these spambot threads lol. I really would love to know who in the fuck comes across something like this and calls the number

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We should all get on a group call and dial one. Let @Corprin do the talking.

 

[dtfd]

I just love browsing through these spambot threads lol. I really would love to know who in the fuck comes across something like this and calls the number

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seriously who falls for this stuff?

Everyone knows if you need a powerful spell you use Crowley butt magic.

 

[GTIfan99]

Ok i tried it. It felt ridiculous, kind of halfway standing up, holding my balance, reaching around back there. More smear than usual. Not worth it, 2/10.

Sitting is winning

Jay is wrong, it's science.